POTENTIAL LIST OF VICTIMS

HELLO. I AM NOT A HACKER USUALLY BUT I USE THIS FORUM BECAUSE IT IS FILLED OF INCREDIBLE SMART PEOPLE.
IN MY RECENT SUPPLY RUNS (OF WHICH I SEND MY CREATURES TO GAIN MATERIALS) I HAVE ALSO SENT OUT "LISTENER CREATURES" TO LISTEN TO THE HOT GOSSIP IN CYBER BARS IN THE NEARBY HABITABLE SECTORS. I HAVE NOW GARNERED A LIST OF COMPANIES WITHIN THE MOST PUBLIC IRE, THAT SHOULD BE DEFEATED. I ASK THIS OF YOU ALL SO WE MAY BUILD A "REP" AND GET "CRED".

- EXXONMOBILSHELLVRON, AKA THE EMSS ALLIANCE. FORMED IN 2500 AS APART OF THE HALF MILLENNIUM GREAT MERGER OF THE WESTERN WORLD. THE SURVIVING OIL COMPANIES BANDED TOGETHER TO START A WAR IN WHAT WAS THEN KNOWN AS "NEW BRAUNFELS 2" THAT PERSISTED UNTIL THE EXPLOSION OF 3000. NOW THEY ACT AS A HAND TO THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT, AND ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF SEVERAL ALIEN RACES.

- G-CORP. BANDAI NAMCO IN PROMOTION FOR TEKKEN 59 DECIDED TO MAKE G-CORP REAL AND THEY STARTED SEVERAL WORLD WARS. THEY SHOULD PROBABLY BE TAKEN OUT.

- DRACULA'S MANSION. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE. MY LISTENER CREATURE HEARD SEVERAL REPORTS OF PEOPLE GOING MISSING IN "DRACULA'S MANSION" NEAR LOSOL ANGELESELEGNA IN WEST OLD AMERICA (THE SECTOR EFFECTED BY THE MIRROR BOMB IN 2585 DURING THE WAR OF FEAR AND FREAKS) AND I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A CORPORATION OR POTENTIALLY MAGIC LOCATION. IT CAN PROBABLY BE HACKED.

- NINTENDO. I DONT THINK PEOPLE LIKE THEM STILL? UNSURE.

I HOPE THESE HELP. I LOOK FORWARD TO PEOPLE HACKING AND US GAINING THE ABILITY TO ADVERTISE ON PUBLIC NEWS.

I think I defeated G-Corp in battle already. With the demon powers and the such. KAzuya isn't the only one with eye lasers... if Jin the fucking Loser could defeat them then I can too... I'll see to this soon.

I am THINKING about HACKING into DRACULA'S CASTLE. Any TIPS?

Kage_TheShadow wrote:

I think I defeated G-Corp in battle already. With the demon powers and the such. KAzuya isn't the only one with eye lasers... if Jin the fucking Loser could defeat them then I can too... I'll see to this soon.

YOU CAN BLAST LASER?

Easily. With my eyes too so it's whenever and I can do it while holding things and the such.

YOU HAVE ADVANCED LASER EYE REPLACEMENT? I HEARD IT CAUSES ITCHING AND CREATES ISSUES WITH THE RESPIRATORY SYSTEM. I APPLIED IT TO A CREATURE ONCE AND IT BEHEADED ITSELF IN BATTLE.

Tch.. your creature probably isn't a pro-hacker like me. I could fix the stupid engineer's issues easily and make it easy and comfortable.

YOU SHOULD PASS MY TRIALS

I would like to! Any directions to said trials? I don't think many beasts could stand up to a pro-hacker like me.. heh.

FIND MY FORTRESS BOY

Click this image to help me with my journey!

Does anyone know how to make a bomb? I mean, I can make a bomb. But I want to make a better one.

I CAN MAKE A CREATURE THAT EXPLODES

Do you harvest your creatures for materials? You could make a lot of exploding creatures and melt them down and put them into one grenade.