I HAVE CREATED THE FUTURE OF PHONES

IF YOU ARE TIRED OF "SMART" PHONES (NOT SMART), BRAIN IMPLANTS (SCARY, EVIL), OR BIOLOGICAL DEVICES (OK),THEN BEHOLD THE NEW PHONE I MADE WITH MY SMALL HANDS.



AN ICONIC DESIGN MADE NEW! AFTER NOKIA ACQUIRED APPLE IN 2204 IN THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN CORPORATE HISTORY, WE ALL THOUGHT THE ICONIC ORIGINAL NOKIA PHONES WOULD BE GONE FOREVER. AN ANTIQUE NOKIAPPLE-505 IS ALL I HAD WHEN I WAS A VILE GRUB CRAWLING AROUND THE LIVING SECTORS I WAS BIRTHED INTO. BUT THIS DESIGN IS FAR BETTER. NOW THAT I HAVE THE POWER AND THE FORTRESS I WILL MAKE BILLIONS OF THESE AND SEND THEM TO EVERY LIVING UNIT IN THE WORLD, WHERE THEY WILL CRAWL THE FENCE AND BECOME POWERFUL CREATURES OF THE PEOPLE.

dugughghg... drools. oh my god where can i buy this Beautiful Beast. I want him badly ? He's so . Oh my God. I love you. Can I buyt him . For my use. I need a man who supports me even if i suck badly.

I USED A FEMALE BODY FOR THIS ONE IS THAT OK

I reverse my comments. I respect Women but I want Muscular Men Badly

OH baby only 3 dollars A gallon

I'M SORRY. I'LL TRY HARDER.

blorm?

Talk to me soon ok? Lobster with a monster let's Get it Going

Hi GLORP. Good to see you FRIEND.

IT IS EVERYWHERE

THEFLAWISBELIEF wrote:

Talk to me soon ok? Lobster with a monster let's Get it Going

glorm knorp shplorm gluh

glorp wrote:

THEFLAWISBELIEF wrote:

Talk to me soon ok? Lobster with a monster let's Get it Going

glorm knorp shplorm gluh

Don't you have some alien forum you should be using instead? Why are you here?

I THINK IT MIGHT BE AN ANIMAL AND/OR FREAK

That's exactly what I'm concerned about.

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