New Overclockable Pacemakers

Most pacemakers on the market nowadays, thanks to the megamonopoly union, are manufactured with cheap storage that has a ton of extra space inexplicably stored on its embedded hardware. If you force the device to readdress itself by burning out the first few pages, you can load whatever OS you want onto the hardware. You lose access to all of the manufacturer code, but with a little effort you can easily reach 20x the speed that they normally allow you to set. If you need a quick system flush, or are just looking for something to do for fun, I'd recommend 2900-3000 oscillating bpm. I find the arrhythmia gives a nice headrush

I HAVE AN IDEA

I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF THESE THINGS THANKS TO THE ELDAR CULLING SO ALL I CAN REALLY DO WITH THEM IS THIS OR MINING KRYPTONS . . .

You can install more than one of these at the same time, but your mileage may vary. I've also been trying to install them in organs besides the heart. The most interesting results so far have been attaching them to the spinal cord, or the liver.

wat about tha stomach... i wanna b able 2 digest metal like that one guy who ate an airplane i saw it on the news

You can do whatever your heart desires. But it's not my fault if you get hurt. If anyone asks, you didn't hear it from me

i had the foresight to create my own before... theyre quite big but allow me to OVERCHARGE MY HANDS to make them FASTER.