BIOHACKING

I just discovered that a scientistic Surgeon removed everyvein from my mbody now i am free of lethargy and sleepiness and pain and fatigue and i can scamper at people at 100mph and there's a hole in my head and i have pet creature that goes UEEE UEEE UEEE and it freaks me out but it freaks others out more so im okay with it and i can do something that you cant and you can do what i can but worse and if you give me your world i can show you mine and we can do something beautiful together and i hope you listen to me and let's do this together and all of my body is replaced and i am like thesues and the scientists are studying me and i can do whatever i want and you dont know me and i want 5 guys and i can hunt animals and i am self-sustaining and i am like a plant i can synthesize and you knwo what ? dont even Talk to me and shut up

klomb glon gwon phlop blumg zlorn whurmp plorm gloz zazgo!

You get it Get away from the wimps let's eat some shrimps

GLAH GLAH GLOM blorm.

Oh GLORP is here.

You're a shell of what you once were. It's clear that your surgeon crossed some wires where they shouldn't have.

I DISAGREE. IT IS NOT ORGANS THAT MAKE A PERSON WHOLE, BUT A POWERFUL HEART, AND STRONG MUSCLES. DO YOU STILL HAVE MUSCLES, FRIEND?

The biggest and Strongest of them all . I even asked the mirror on the wall and he fucking said he hopes the hogs and pigs i own like livestock trample me but i said i could lift 10 of them with a single fucking fingore and So whatever.

WOW!

CAN I MOVE IN WITH YOU. MY MUSCLES APPEAR TOO BIG FOR NORMAL DOORWAYS AND I KEEP GETTING BEATEN WITH STICKS WHEN I TRY TO BUY A HOME ?

YES ABSOLUTLEY BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO PASS MY TRIALS.

I Already did Sorry I didnt want you to get mad that i passed through all of your trials without you knowing or asking or saying it's okay and i did may have killed a creature but it wsa horrible one that did no good and only sucked badly so it's probably better that I Did that. I was Scared of the rain so in my Fear I ran and attacked and lived

YOU ARE LYING. I HAVE AN ADVANCED SECURITY NETWORK SET UP TO DETECT ANY AND ALL INTRUDERS OR PARTICIPANTS OF MY TRIALS. WITHIN THE PAST FEW DAYS THE ONLY COMBATANT HAS BEEN A PARTICULARLY WEAK STAG BEETLE.

What fucking Fortress am i in then. What. Who did i attack. Where are you so i can figure out where i am and i can come over please?

I AM IN THE FINAL FORTRESS. I CANNOT DISCLOSE MY COORDINATES, YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO FIND IT.

Everybody knows that no one can penetrate his awesome fortress. Dumbfuck.

Fuck You Guys
Blocked from the subreddit Blocked from my threads Blocked from the forum you are DONE you hear me you are DONE

the fortresswas The friendsmade a long the wauy

What they don't tell You in culinary school is that you Can hack a salmon burger if you Really try

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