[ALERT] THE UA AND SSC HAVE LAUNCHED NUCLEAR ICBM WARHEADS

As you already know, the United Americas and the Super Soviet Conglomeration have submitted a formal declaration of war and have sent thousands of ICBM nuclear warheads at eachother, targeting key bitcoin infrastructure and misery generation facilities. It seems that the cuban missile crisis, which has lasted for over 1,000 years, is not going to end favorably for us.

Regardless of the plans you have for surviving this onslaught, I foresee that the internet as a whole will be disabled for hundreds of thousands of years. I wish you all the best of luck, and i will try my best to make contact with you in whatever world we both wake up to tomorrow. If there are those of you that do not have an escape plan, I will try my best to open a portal for you to join my nature preserve. We will be safe from any blasts because we are not considered significant to the military or technological capabilities of either country. Good luck to you all. Especially you, Philosopher. May we all meet the wizard some other day.

im scared

It'll be okay, cold pulse.

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WHOOPSIE DAISY!

POISON. I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE COLLECTING INFORMATION. MESSAGE ME, LET'S GET TOGETHER

HELLO AND GREETINGS TO EVERY OTHER WONDERFUL PERSON UPON THIS FORUM. MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT TODAY, AS YOU MAY NEVER KNOW IT AGAIN.

OVER 1000 YEARS AGO I WAS ALIVE AND WELL, LIVING MY LIFE IN THE WONDERFUL AND POWERFUL YEAR OF 2004. I HAD FOUND MYSELF IN A CRYOGENICS LAB AS APART OF A FUNDED EXPERIMENT PROGRAM, WHERE MY WEAK AND PITIFUL BODY WOULD BE PLACED INTO STASIS FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS, AND I WOULD BE REBORN INTO A NEW SOCIETY AS A HARBINGER OF IDEALS FROM THE PART.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE CRYOGENICS LAB WAS OWNED FUNDED AND MANAGED BY COMPLETE FREAKS, BUFFOONS, MORONS, ETC. IT FAILED NEAR IMMEDIATELY, AND I FOUND MYSELF AWAKE IN THE DISTANT YEAR OF 2004 BUT 1000 SECONDS LATER, RATHER THEN YEARS. WHEN I LEFT THE FACILITY, I ASSUMED I WOULD LIVE LIFE AS NORMAL. HOWEVER, I WAS WRONG, I WAS DESTINED FOR SO MUCH MORE.

HUNDREDS OF YEARS PASSED, AND I HADN'T AGED A DAY. SOMETHING IN MY BODY HAD CHANGED, IT HAD BECOME STRONGER. I HAD DEDICATED MUCH OF MY TIME CREATING THE PROTOTYPES OF WHAT WOULD BECOME MY CREATURES, AND I KNEW NOW THIS WAS MY DESTINY. WHEN ALL LIFE DIES, CREATURES WILL LIVE ON.

I TELL YOU ALL THIS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WHEN THE HUMAN INTERNET PASSES, AND WE MAY NO LONGER COMMUNE WITH EACH OTHER WITH EASE, I WILL CREATE A UTOPIA FOR THOSE LUCKY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THOSE CENTURIES WITHOUT INTERNET.
WHEN PEOPLE RETURN, THERE WILL BE AN INTERNET MADE UP COMPLETELY OF CREATURES. MUSCLES, STRENGTH, POWER, AND SWEAT ON EVERY TURN. THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A BETTER POSSIBLE OUTCOME.

MY TIME ON THIS FORUM WAS A WONDERFUL AND INSPIRATIONAL TIME. PERHAPS THE GREATEST TIME I'VE HAD IN MY THOUSAND YEAR LIFESPAN. I WILL BE SENDING EVERY MEMBER OF THIS FORUM A CREATURE, NO NEED TO BEST MY TRIALS, SO PERHAPS YOU MAY USE THE CONNECTED NETWORK OF THESE CREATURES TO COMMUNE. YOU WILL HAVE TO USE THE CREATURENET THOUGH, SO PLEASE PRESS DOWN ON THEIR HARD AND STRONG MUSCLES.

TO @USER THE THINKER, MY STRONGEST RIVAL IN INTELLIGENCE ON THIS FORUM, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR IDEAS OF THOUGHT TO ME, A WOMAN WHO HAS ONLY EVER KNOWN THE POWER OF IDEAS. IT WAS YOUR GIFT OF THOUGHT THAT ALLOWED ME TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR CREATURENET, WHICH WILL SURELY SAVE HUMANITY.

TO @USER WHITEROSE55, THOUGH YOUR MAGIC IS DETESTABLE AND VILE, YOU ARE ANOTHER INTELLIGENT BEING I TRULY SEE AS AN EQUAL. ONE DAY I MAY TRY TO ENTER A PORTAL OF YOURS, ONCE I AM CONFIDENT ENOUGH IN MY DISPEL MAGIC. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY IDEAS THAT ARE BETTER THEN YOURS.

TO @USER THEFLAWISBELIEF, YOU ARE KIND OF WEIRD BUT THATS OK. I HOPE YOU FIND A MUSCULAR MAN. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH MY CREATURES IN WAYS THAT ARE WEIRD WHEN YOU GET ONE.

TO @USER GLORP, I HOPE MY TRANSLATION CREATURE WILL SERVE YOU WELL FOR ALL OF TIME TO COME. I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT SPECIES YOU ARE BUT I HOPE YOU MAY BRIDGE A GAP BETWEEN HUMANITY AND YOUR RACE, HOPEFULLY WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE WITH BEAMS.

TO @USER DEAD FUCKING WIZARD, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

TO @USER ULTIMATEOVERLORD3, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MINOTAUR WITH ME. I HOPE YOU PLAY MORE MINOTAUR IN THE FUTURE.

TO @USER WARPSTER555, THANK YOU FOR CREATING A CREATURE OF YOUR OWN. I KNOW NOW THAT EVEN IF A GIANT BOULDER IS TO FALL ON MY HEAD CRUSHING AND KILLING ME INSTANTLY, THE CREATURES OF MY MIND WILL NEVER TRULY BE GONE FROM THIS WORLD.

AND LASTLY, TO @USER ADMIN, I.E. COLD_PULSE +, THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING THIS FORUM TO EXIST. I HAVE SENT YOU THE STRONGEST CREATURE OF THEM ALL. I RECOMMEND YOU USE IT TO TAKE OVER YOUR ENTIRE LIVING SECTOR, AND BECOME THE ADMIN OF IRL AS WELL.

SAYONARA, FREAKS.

NO!! NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!! thanks for calling ME Weird but that's okay I know i am and tthat's what makes me special and that's ok with in the world. i was going to but i think I respection People! do Want a muscular man to keep me Company but that's not here. Or there. Or anywhere I think the ICBM are dropped

@FREAKYxFILOSPAPHER I can't play MINOTAUR in the FUTURE there IS NO FUTURE. Everyone will DIE.

Just know I was NUMBER ONE. Before EVERYTHING ENDED.

IIt says it RIGHT HERE. On my TROPHY.

YOU IDIOTS. MY ENLIGHTENED STATUS MAKES ME IMMUNE TO ALL RADIATION

I Can;'t believe it's finally The End. I will study

THE ART OF WIZARDRY (and ULTIMA UNDERWORLD).

on creaturenet When I get my creature and fucking KILL you when we meet again.

until next Time. I'll Bounce with you in my hearts forever.

Fuck you all, go to hell, and love forever. from, USD.


 

Remember:
You all won big by BEING FRIENDS

Except Whiterose. You owe me 10 bucks and a cherry coke.

POISON2 wrote:

WHOOPSIE DAISY!

It's okay, you didn't mean to do it.

And thank you for your kind words, Philosopher. I will send aid and creatures your way should you require them. I've been working on my new formula.

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